Rhetoric Coffee Quadratic Wizard Blend

QUADRATIC WIZARD BLEND

$12.00

TASTING NOTES
Cocoa, Lemon, Sage, Cherry Cola

Trigger Warning: THIS IS ABOUT TO GET REAL NERDY. In role-playing games in general, Wizards start out pretty weak and then end up wrecking shop on their enemies using tactics like severing enemies via teleportation portals, dropping massive amounts of fireballs all over the place, and considerably overpowering everyone around with way, way, way too much magic. This happens so often that it is a trope in both fantasy fiction, gaming, and even film (Gandalf anyone?). It takes a calculated wizardly drive to reach such a fantastical perfect confluence. This coffee is just such a confluence. Every sip is like a damn thunderbolt of delicious magic!

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